Toilets.

So a few months ago I got a new job. Yay!

I am working for a wonderful company in the plumbing supply industry. 

I am a trainee. Part of the trainee position involves a few months in the warehouse. Last week was my last week in the warehouse. Here are a few things that I learned:

1. Always wear a sports bra on a forklift.

2. Sometimes you need more than one sports bra.

3. I look awful in a bright orange dirty vest.

4. You can manage to still look damn fine in a bright orange dirty vest.

5. There is no such thing as a cute steel toed boot.

6. If you ask about cute steel toed boots you will be presented with a not so cute steel toed boot.

7. It is hard to have a social life while doing physical work 50 hours a week.

8. Working hard makes a paycheck feel amazing.

9. My father is similar to a King.

10. I love my job.